The Philosophies of a Weirdo

How old are you?

I won't waste your time in saying "I'm 20 years young!" Fuck that. I am 20 goddamn years old . But if you're asking about my mental age, I am both 6 and 80 years old.

Where do you live?

Well maybe you should take me on a date first, damn. But currently, I live about 40 minutes outside of Vancouver, BC, Canada. Been in this city my whole life and I don't plan on leaving. Unless I win the lottery, then I'm outtie, bitches.

Do you have any hobbies?

As a matter of fact I do. I pick up hobbies like white girls order Starbucks. At this current point in my life, I spend time playing video games, reading, watching Netflix, knitting, crocheting, and I recently picked up wood burning. What can I say, I'm a girl with way too much time on my hands.

Have any pets?

Sure do! I have a 10-year-old yorkie/pomeranian named Cody who is super sassy and thinks he's a cat/bunny. I also have a 9-year-old yorkie/tibetan spaniel named Bailey who is super lovable and is the victim of my squishy hugs.